Sorted By: Relevance | Date Explainer: What's on Palestinian Television? 11 May 2007 at 2:18pm TV Guide: Gaza Edition What are Palestinians watching? By Michelle Tsai On Wednesday, Hamas pulled a program from its Gaza-based television channel that featured a Mickey Mouse look-alike calling on Palestinian children to fight Israel. What else do Palestinians in the occupied territories watch on the tube? The same stuff that we watch. Palestinians get most of their news, sports, and entertainment from places like Dubai, Lebanon, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the United States. In fact, a lot more people in the territories are glued to American hits like Lost and American Idol than anything involving a militant cartoon character. Most Palestinians get their TV fix via satellite dishes, which can be had for as cheap as $200 and are common even in the refugee areas. (Service comes free once you've purchased the dish.) Those who can't afford a dish can always plug in to programming from a private Palestinian station, of which there are about 30. (The Palestinian Authority also runs a news-and-entertainment station called Palestine TV.) Where you live in the territories determines which local channels you can pick up with your rabbit ears. The West Bank, for instance, has many more stations than the Gaza Strip. Palestinians go to the TV for political news first and foremost, and that means Al Jazeera. (Al Arabiya, a popular Dubai-based station, provides a relatively progressive alternative.) The BBC also has a significant audience, as it has been broadcasting in Arabic for years. For news with a religious slant, there's Hezbollah's Al Manar station, where female news anchors cover their hair and wear no makeup. Palestinians can also get a different perspective on the news from Israeli television. Housewives might tune in to Arabic soap operas or Arabic versions of Western daytime talk shows. There's a version of The View from Dubai, as well as shows where women work out their problems with their husbands' families in front of a studio audience. At night, families might settle down to watch an Egyptian soccer match, a miniseries about a father trying to find husbands for all his daughters, or an episode of Future Superstar—the Middle East's version of American Idol. Arabic channels broadcast some shows from the West, and satellite feeds carry the movies and shows that we see in the United States. It's hard to travel from one part of the occupied territories to another, so Palestinians rely on local television to keep up with the news from neighboring areas. Hometown stations like Bethlehem TV also run blanket coverage of local suicide bombings from the moment of the blast to the end of the funeral. Slate: Table for 39 25 Apr 2007 at 10:41pm Table for 39 The Dinner Party, Judy Chicago's iconic work of feminist art, stands the test of time. By Mia Fineman When Judy Chicago was a young artist in Los Angeles, a prominent male art critic offered her a friendly word of advice. "You know, Judy," he said, "you have to decide whether you're going to be a woman or an artist." She spent the rest of her career proving him wrong. Chicago, who was born Judy Cohen in 1939, started out making luminous geometric paintings and pastel-hued Minimalist sculptures in the mid-1960s. By the early 1970s, she was incorporating overtly feminist iconography into her work—hollow, rounded forms and symmetrical motifs that evoked flowers, butterflies, and vulvas. She was also a pioneer of feminist art education, founding unprecedented programs for women at California State University at Fresno and, with artist Miriam Schapiro, at the California Institute of the Arts. But Chicago's crowning achievement, her great contribution to feminist art and education, is her iconic installation, The Dinner Party, which has just taken up permanent residence at the Brooklyn Museum as the centerpiece of the new Elizabeth A. Sackler Center for Feminist Art. Housed in a specially designed glass enclosure, The Dinner Party serves as a grand historical anchor for this season's flotilla of books, exhibitions, and symposia on feminist art. At the moment, these include WACK! Art and the Feminist Revolution, a brilliant overview of feminist art from the 1960s and 1970s at Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles; Global Feminisms, an international survey of art by women from the 1990s to the present, also at the Brooklyn Museum; and Gail Levin's worshipful new biography, Becoming Judy Chicago. Chicago began working on The Dinner Party in 1974; it took five years and the labor of 400 volunteers to complete. The installation consists of a massive banquet table in the shape of an equilateral triangle—an emblem of equality. Along each side are 13 place settings, a reference to Christ and his 12 disciples at the Last Supper. Chicago said she wanted to reinterpret "that all-male event from the point of view of those who had traditionally been expected to prepare the food, then silently disappear from the picture." The 39 settings commemorate significant women from myth, legend, and history, from "the primordial goddess" to Georgia O'Keeffe, with stops along the way at Sappho, Sacajawea, and Virginia Woolf. At each setting there's a large ceramic plate that rests on a cloth runner embroidered with the woman's name and lavishly decorated with symbols of her life and achievements. The plates are painted with vaginal forms, some rising up in high relief, and are also customized with symbolic attributes of the women they honor. The gleaming white-ceramic tile floor beneath the table bears the names of another 999 women painted in gold. The first time I saw The Dinner Party was in 1980, when it traveled to the Brooklyn Museum after making its debut in San Francisco. I was a starry-eyed, 14-year-old feminist with a growing set of convictions gleaned from Our Bodies, Ourselves, de Beauvoir's The Second Sex, and a friend's mother's late-night rants at the kitchen table. I made the pilgrimage to Brooklyn by subway and joined the crowd in a slow, counterclockwise procession around the table, carefully studying each place setting and reading the brief biographies in the accompanying brochure. I was spellbound: Who knew that Hatshepsut, the female pharaoh, donned a fake beard and reigned over ancient Egypt for more than 20 years? Or that Trotula, an 11th-century Italian physician, was the world's first gynecologist? Even at my fairly progressive high school, this stuff was not on the curriculum. I realized, for the first time, that women's achievements had been systematically forgotten, buried, or written out of history—and it struck me as infuriatingly unfair. After several hours, I stumbled out of the show, newly radicalized. Twenty-seven years later, I considered a second visit to The Dinner Party with some trepidation. For one thing, I'm not 14 any more, and my taste in art and most other things has changed. But more importantly, feminism—and my understanding of it—has evolved in fundamental ways. By the time I got to college, the body-centered, second-wave essentialism of Judy Chicago's generation was out, and a more fluid conception of gender identity was in. In feminist theory seminars, we learned that sex and gender are cultural constructs—"performative identities," if you will—and that womanhood is not a natural essence but a masquerade, a role we are born into but never fully inhabit. At around the same time, artists like Cindy Sherman, Barbara Kruger, and Laurie Simmons were using photography and ironic references to Hollywood heroines and fashion magazines to "perform" feminine identity in their art. Their style was cool and cerebral and had little to do with the earnest, craft-oriented creations of the previous generation. In light of these changes, how could The Dinner Party—with its hokey symbolism, its fertility goddesses and porcelain vaginas—be anything more than a relic, a nostalgia trip, an embarrassing failure of taste? As I rode the subway out to Brooklyn a few weeks ago, I was ready to dismiss Chicago's project as historically significant kitsch. But when I entered the darkened gallery and began to make my way around the table, I changed my mind. Certain works of art, like this one, have a physical presence that is far more persuasive than any verbal description or explanation of "what the artist is trying to say." The Dinner Party is, as Chicago intended, a powerful pedagogical tool meant to raise awareness of women's contributions throughout history. Like a great teacher, she gets her point across by appealing to the senses and the imagination, by entertaining, provoking, and engaging the viewer in a pleasurably interactive learning process. Much of this pleasure comes from deciphering the symbols, historical references, and period styles and techniques. The cloth runner for the "primordial goddess" is decked out in calf skins and cowry shells (an ancient symbol of female fertility). The plates also vary in style—Byzantine Empress Theodora's plate evokes the glittering tiles of a mosaic; Emily Dickinson is done up in Victorian-era pink lace—though here the forms are limited by Chicago's strict adherence to her signature flower-butterfly-vulva motif. The repeated use of vaginal forms—Chicago prefers to call it "central core" imagery—is, of course, the most contentious and easily ridiculed aspect of The Dinner Party. Chicago was one of the first artists of her generation to embrace "central core" imagery as a metaphor for the essence of womanhood, but she was not alone, nor was she the most provocative. In a famous performance in 1975, Carolee Schneemann pulled a 40-inch-long scroll from her vagina and read it aloud to a rapt audience; the same year, Tee Corinne printed and distributed the graphic C__t Coloring Book. (You can see these works and many more like them in the Los Angeles show WACK!) Making your way around The Dinner Party table, you can almost forget you're looking at stylized pudenda. Almost. As you approach the age of women's suffrage, the labia-petal-butterfly-wings begin to rise up off the plates ("a symbol of women's desire to be free," says Chicago), and there you are, staring down at Susan B. Anthony's vagina in all its 3-D glory. So, is The Dinner Party great art? Well, not by the standards of today's art world. It's too middlebrow, too literal, and its earnestness is out of step with today's endlessly self-ironizing sensibility. And its pudendal imagery, once radical, looks silly and heavy-handed today. But as an emphatically populist work with a clear set of political and educational imperatives, The Dinner Party has held its ground. It's nervy, ambitious, uncompromising, and—unlike most recent art, feminist or otherwise—truly original. In her autobiography, Through the Flower, Chicago wrote that she created The Dinner Party "to end the ongoing cycle of omission in which women were written out of the historical record." Now, with her magnum opus enshrined in Brooklyn, ready to receive a new generation of budding feminists, Chicago can finally claim her own place at the table. Stolen Cocoa Krispies Taste Sweeter 8 Mar 2008 at 11:34pm Listen pa href="http://www.lukeford.net/archives/updates/080308.htm"My Video Blog/a/p pa href="http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2267"As I was leaving LimmudLA last month/a, I was given three boxes of food to take to SOVA to feed the homeless./p pFiguring that I was only a canceled credit card away from being homeless, I appropriated the food and put it to a holy purpose #8212; me./p pAfter all, as Rodney Dangerfield pointed out, what have the homeless ever done for Israel?/p pI#8217;ve eaten most of those three boxes. I gave away a half box of food I didn#8217;t want to SOVA. Now all I#8217;ve got left from my haul are five packages (four cups per) of Cocoa Krispies./p pI#8217;ll sell them to you cheap./p pMaybe I#8217;ll give them away for a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim"Shaloch Manoat (gifts) on Purim/a./p pa href="http://www.jconnectla.com"JConnectLA/a (they have the best and holiest Jewish singles events in town) hosts Rabbi Shmuley Boteach for a Shabbaton but it cost $100./p pI tried to figure out how to do the thing on the cheap. I could host another fundraiser on my site or I could strip down to my tzitzit on my webcam in exchange for paypal donations or I could rob the homeless bums on Pico or I could hold up a shul at shacharit and raid the pushker (charity box)#8230;/p pI decide to do nothing./p pThen two hours before the Sabbath Friday, I email JConnectLA to see if I could get a press pass to their distinguished event./p pI leave my request to the last minute knowing they won#8217;t have time to answer it and turn me down./p pI tire of rejection./p pI find a shul. I welcome in Shabbat. I pray. I read. I look around. There#8217;s about 200 people and nobody I want to talk to who would also want to talk to me right now./p pI walk home. I try to swagger. I try to flex and unflex my muscles. I try not to cough too hard or spit too much. I tell myself that the day of redemption is nigh and I will soon be a prophet with honor in my own #8216;hood./p pMy glorious Shabbat dinner? Quaker Granola Oats amp; Honey for the third time today./p pI promise a friend I#8217;ll show up at 9 p.m. for Rabbi Boteach#8217;s lecture but as that time approaches, I languish in my hovel. I#8217;m still getting over my cold. I don#8217;t feel like walking a long way alone in the dark. Maybe the gangbangers won#8217;t fear my blog like they used to and hold me up on the mistaken notion that I have the big bucks rather than the big influence./p pI know if I go I#8217;ll get all over-stimulated and see all my friends and I#8217;ll get giddy and say something stupid and will forever close off another avenue for my Jewish expression./p pI stay home and have a good wallow before stumbling into a troubled sleep./p pI hear later that Rabbi Boteach spoke three times Friday night. He challenged the audience. He said that if God is running the world, that seems like bad news because the world is filled with lawless bloodshed, such as the attack on the yeshiva Thursday that murdered eight./p pSaturday morning it#8217;s back to shul. Every time I shake hands, my right elbow stings./p pCarpal tunnel. Tennis elbow. Moral degeneration./p pThe ol#8217; HIV acting up again./p pI get a quick nap and then make the long march to the Crowne Plaza to catch Rabbi Shmuley Boteach in full cry./p pHe#8217;s brilliant. He#8217;s mesmerizing. He#8217;s hysterical./p pHe talks about married couples getting too comfortable with the each other to the point they even use the same bathroom at the same time./p pquot;Can you imagine people dating using the bathroom at the same time? #8216;Here, come in, and we#8217;ll get the started while I finish off.#8217;quot;/p pRabbi Boteach says Judaism is dead in Pico/Robertson. We#8217;re an overly-regulated Baal Teshuva (penitents rather than those Orthodox from birth) community too afraid of breaking petty rules to serve God with joy. quot;We haven#8217;t sung one song this Shabbat. Not one song from the heart.quot;/p pIt#8217;s the most religious shuls that talk the most during prayer, he says. The Baal Teshuva shuls are the quietest. Penitents fear being caught outside the rules./p pA woman asks the rabbi, quot;How does the rav feel about pre-marital sex?quot;/p pquot;Rav?quot; Shmuley wondered. quot;Who#8217;s the rav? I#8217;m Shmuley.quot;/p pThe woman said she became religious so she could get married and yet she#8217;s still unmarried and it#8217;s hard to be chaste./p pRabbi Boteach that most people come to Orthodox Judaism because they#8217;re lonely. Their lives are broken. They are promised that Orthodox Judaism can fix what is wrong with them, make them happier, get them married, and give them a good family life./p pThen much of the time that doesn#8217;t happen and people get angry and frustrated./p pRabbi Shumley says to live Judaism with joy. Be honest when dating. It#8217;s our flaws that open up room for us to love each other./p pHe reads the questions that were emailed for him. quot;Why are Jewish women such ballbusters?quot;/p pquot;Why are Jewish men such wimps?quot;/p pquot;I#8217;m dating a stripper. She#8217;s kind and she loves Israel. Please know that if you#8217;re judging her, you#8217;re judging me too.quot;/p pRabbi Boteach talks about the importance of dignity. He doesn#8217;t advise the guy to dump the stripper, just to encourage her into a different profession./p pI feel like I know who wrote that stripper email./p pI go up to a friend and ask him. He says yes./p pHe says he was inspired by a href="http://www.revver.com/video/411322/deaf-porn-star-savannah-jane-at-porn-star-ka raoke-sardos-bar-sept-25-2007/"my interview with the deaf porn star (Savannah Jane, raised an Orthodox Jew, educated as a social worker)/a to look her up and take her out./p pAfter Boteach#8217;s talk, I chat with a href="http://www.rjchq.org/Chapters.asp?formmode=SingleChaptersamp;ID=7"Larry Greenfield, the executive director of the Los Angeles chapter of the Republican Jewish Coalition/a./p pI freeload off the third meal. I wasn#8217;t going to eat anything but there#8217;s chocolate and strawberries and mango. I must make a donation Monday./p pBetter yet, I#8217;ll guilt-trip my friend who encouraged me to go to make a donation for me./p pI love to be righteous on other people#8217;s dimes./p pFriend says March 10: quot;I made a $100 donation to jconnect#8230;and u didn#8217;t even have to guilt-trip me.quot;/p pWhy is it that whenever I start talking to a girl at some Jewish singles event, somebody comes up to her and warns her about me. That I#8217;m a predator. A shark. A pick-up artist./p pOne Friday night at Stephen S. Wise temple ten years ago, I left this girl for five minutes to go to the bathroom and when I came back, she said half a dozen people had come up to her to warn her against me./p pquot;What did they say?quot; I asked./p pquot;That you#8217;re the male version of a whore.quot;/p pI don#8217;t know why my love for Torah gets misinterpreted this way. Yeah, I#8217;ve played around, but that was a long time ago. I#8217;m a different man now. I#8217;m older, fatter and greyer. Men and women no longer find me so ravishing./p pI volunteer to take JConnect#8217;s leftover food to SOVA but my reputation has proceeded me./p pI#8217;m no longer trusted with women or food!/p pI should talk to the rabbi and ask him why do I talk to women more before I have sex with them?/p pI want to think of sex as opening up intimacy./p pI first lived with a woman in Orlando, FL, in 1993./p pI told Orthodox Rabbi Y. A. that we might marry./p pquot;You#8217;re going about things the wrong way,quot; he said./p pA few months in to our relationship, I came back from the library with a book on birth order and I was telling her all about it with great excitement. She was the oldest. I was the youngest. It was a great combination for a relationship because eldests tend to competitive and organized and responsible while youngests are playfull and rebellious./p pquot;I tried to talk to you about that when we first met,quot; she said, quot;but all you wanted to do was screw.quot;/p pI run into a kid who gave me such a stern presumptuous and unsolicited dressing down via email shortly after we met a few months ago that I banished him forever from my life./p pIt#8217;s Shabbat. He meant well./p pWe shake hands./p pWhy the heck am I kicking people out of my life? I don#8217;t have enough friends. He#8217;s a good bloke. We share common values. He#8217;s funny. We know people in common./p pBut who the heck is this punk to give me some mussar lecture?/p pMaybe I#8217;m mad because he was right. Too painful. Must reject him. Don#8217;t want to look at self straight in the mirror. Want to keep looking in fun-house mirror, all distorted through my cam narcissism./p pI must stop discussing these private matters on my blog. Must act like a mature adult. Must let people feel safe around me. Must stop acting like a creep. Must be dignified./p pMustn#8217;t grumble./p pMustn#8217;t talk so much about self./p pShow how much I#8217;m suffering because of Thursday#8217;s attack on the yeshiva./p pOK. Done. Let#8217;s talk about me./p pI don#8217;t want to pretend I#8217;m only a holy man. I am also a man of flesh and blood./p pI was finishing off the shemoneh esreh (Judaism#8217;s central prayer). My friend finished./p pquot;What#8217;s new?quot; I ask./p pquot;I was in the Philippines for a week.quot;/p pquot;Sex vacation?quot;/p pquot;No.quot;/p pquot;Business or pleasure?quot;/p pquot;Business. I got three massages. No happy endings.quot;/p pquot;Dating?quot;/p pquot;No.quot;/p pquot;Have you read The Game by Neil Strauss?quot;/p pquot;That might help someone who#8217;s 20. I#8217;ve got 25 years of patterns. I#8217;m not going to change. You have to treat women like s#8212; on your first dates or they put you in the friend category. I always treat women nicely and they always treat me like a friend. Nice guys are only good for friends.quot;/p pThere#8217;s a 90-minute wait until mincha and the third meal./p pI get so bored I pick up a prayer book and study it closely. I sit in the corner like a loser while all around me people have good conversations./p pI talk to an old lady. quot;I bet I know someone in Australia who you know,quot; she says./p pquot;I left there over 30 years ago.quot;/p pquot;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Peacock"Andrew Peacock/a (former leader of Australia#8217;s conservative party).quot;/p pquot;Andrew Peacock? I know him. How do you know Andrew Peacock?quot;/p pquot;He used to date my friend Shirley McLaine. He wanted to marry her but she didn#8217;t want to move to Australia and he didn#8217;t want to leave Australia. He#8217;s a lovely man.quot;/p pAt the third meal, Rabbi Boteach recognizes me. quot;We met at a strange place,quot; he says./p pYep. It was Dr. Susan Block#8217;s Speakeasy in 2000. She dressed all conservative for him but her place was still covered with pictures of naked people./p pquot;So what#8217;s the deal with Luke Ford?quot; Rabbi Boteach asks./p pAhh, my name. He remembers my name! It#8217;s the sweetest sound in the world to me./p pI want to bond with Rabbi Boteach like I#8217;ve wanted to bond with Dennis Prager and Rabbi Elazar Muskin and Rabbi Steven Weil and all the other father figures who#8217;ve rejected me./p pDaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!/p pWho will be my daddy? God, Torah and Orthodox Judaism are wonderful but they#8217;re a little too abstract to be effective father figures for me./p pI look around the Shabbaton and see married people who are younger than me and they have kids and mortgages and all I have is my pathetic blog/cam amp; pony show./p pAt least I#8217;m in touch with my emotions and I#8217;ve had enough therapy to articulate them even if I#8217;m too lazy to shape them for constructive purposes./p pquot;I believe in the same things you believe,quot; I tell the rabbi. quot;I just try to write as honestly as I can every day. I don#8217;t try to push values.quot;/p pThank God! Who#8217;d want Luke Ford pushing values? Maybe your enemy#8217;s values. Best way to discredit someone./p pIn his final lecture, Rabbi Boteach tells us not to live in fear and to run towards the light./p pI charge out of the Shabbaton all fired up. I got a lot of good stuff and it didn#8217;t cost me anything!/p pAt the corner of Pico/Robertson, I see a white walk sign. I forget my fears and charge across the street at the same time as a crazy woman driver turns into me./p pI scream sh#8217;ma yisrael (in my head)./p pI think I might be writing this blog entry from the next world. Things are much much better here./p pa href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXcGEE1kImQamp;feature=email"Here#8217;s a video from the Jewish Journal/a: quot;Consul General Yaakov Dayan of Israel in Los Angeles responds to the shooting at a Jerusalem yeshiva and a Palestinian protest taking place on Wilshire Blvd. in front of its office. Also speaking: Los Angeles City Councilman Jack Weiss, Rev. Billy Ingram, Rabbi Daniel Bouskila. Video by Jay Firestone.quot;/p pa href="http://jewishjournal.com/iranianamericanjews/2008/03/podcast-photo-essay-boteac h-vs-prager.html"Karmel Melamed writes for the Jewish Journal/a:/p blockquote pThe theme from the movie quot;Rockyquot; blasted through the main sanctuary at the Nessah Synagogue on Thursday March 6th with nearly 600 local Iranian Jews who came to witness a heated debate between author and television personality strongRabbi Shmuley Boteach/strong and syndicated Jewish radio talk show host strongDennis Prager/strong. Their debate focused on Boteachrsquo;s newest book quot;The Broken American Malequot;. Boteach#8217;s argument was that American men nowadays don#8217;t pay as much attention to the emotional needs of their wives and children. Instead he argued American men spend too much time watching sports on TV and porn on the Internet. He also said American men are often too caught up with making money and less focused on making the family work#8211; a reason why some marriages fail and some children may not want to be at home. Prager argued that the problem may not lie with American men but perhaps with American society where the roles of men and women have been blurred since the feminist movement of the 1960s#8217; and 1970s#8217;./p pWhile I personally did not favor the arguments of either side, I was impressed with the large turnout of mostly younger Iranian Jewish professionals. You could even say Prager and Boteach were treated like celebrities by those in attendance as small groups huddled around them before and after the debate. Boteach had previously spoken at Nessah and has many fans in the community considering the fact that his father is an Iranian Jew. Prior to the debate, some in attendance enjoyed Sushi and Saki while mingling#8211; after all, this was yet another opportunity for young Jewish singles to meet one another!/p pTo listen to strongour podcast/strong featuring Boteach and Prager#8217;s views of young Iranian American Jews stronga href="http://jewishjournal.com/audio/IAJPodCast20080308.mp3"here/a./strong/p /blockquote pFrom my March 14, 2000 Lukeford.com archives:/p pI got to meet one of my heroes, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, this evening. He wrote the bestseller quot;Kosher Sexquot; along with about ten other books. He was on a special Sunday night edition of the Dr. Susan Block show./p pLast year when Rabbi Boteach visited Dr. Block#8217;s show, he was accompanied by many esteemed members of the Orthodox community, including the rabbi of Young Israel of Beverly Hills who about fainted when he saw the sexually explicit art work at Suzy#8217;s Speakeasy./p pThis year Rabbi Boteach was disappointed that Dr. Block had not replaced the sexy art with Jewish art. The rabbi received an angry letter from a Los Angeles religious Jew who wrote, in effect, that the rabbi could be forgiven for going once by mistake to Dr. Block#8217;s show, but to go a second time was to sin./p pRabbi Boteach said that all of America#8217;s orthodox rabbis had taken up a collection to send him on a book tour to Baghdad. He#8217;s highly controversial among religious Jews for his frank talk about sex, for watering down Judaism, and for promoting himself. Humility is a big deal among the very religious./p pAn excerpt of Rabbi Boteach#8217;s book quot;Kosher Sex#8217; was published in the English edition of Playboy magazine, to the great consternation of religious Jews around the world who view Playboy as sinful./p pAt 6:50PM, I walked upHope Street in downtown Los Angeles to find Rabbi Boteach and his coterie (including his Los Angeles host Alon Carmel, president of matchnet.com) standing outside. Rabbi Boteach smoked a cigar. He was very friendly, interested in my book and in my conversion to Judaism./p pI told him that the nationally syndicated talkshow host Dennis Prager had a great influence on me. Prager also had a profound affect on Rabbi Boteach. They have been friends for a long time. I believe that Boteach brought Prager to Oxford University in 1990 to debate an atheist on the God question for Boteach#8217;s L#8217;Chaim [To Life] Society./p pDr. Suzy#8217;s hubby Max brings us inside. Dr. Block said she had just talked to Prager on the phone. He#8217;s researching his next book on male sexuality. Suzy knows of Dennis, but she does not know Dennis. She has never been on his show or he on hers./p pRabbi Boteach was watching Dennis Prager Thursday night on Larry King Live debate in favor of California#8217;s Proposition 22, which defines marriage as taking place between a man and a woman. Watching the debate with Rabbi Boteach was his homosexual brother./p pAfter his last appearance on Dr. Block#8217;s show, Rabbi Boteach published an article on the experience./p pRabbi Boteach recently debated Larry Flynt on TV. Though they competely disagreed, they got along personally. Rabbi Boteach was touched by Flynt#8217;s affection for his wife, his former nurse. The rabbi challenged Flynt to a public debate in Los Angeles which will take place March 24 at a yet to be decided location./p pSeeing firsthand Larry#8217;s affection for his wife, Rabbi Boteach realized that Larry was just in porno quot;to make an honest buck.quot; Rabbi Boteach thought Larry would be hanging out with one of his models./p pRabbi Boteach#8217;s wife Debbie, hails from Sydney, Australia. I grew up in Cooranbong, two hours drive outside of Sydney./p pDr. Block told the rabbi about her feud with radio talkshow host Dr. Laura Schlessinger. Dr. Laura called Block a quot;psuedo-professional porn queen.quot;/p pUnfortunately the batteries on my tape recorder had run low, so I missed ten minutes of the banter between Suzy and Shmuley before the show./p pRight after Dr. Block started the show, Rabbi Boteach took control./p pFrom his ten years hosting the radio show quot;Religion on the Line,quot; Dennis Prager remembers how it was alway the rabbis who talked the most./p pShmuley asked Suzy, a Jew, what she had done to commemorate her mother#8217;s passing. Suzy#8217;s dad died years ago. At the time of the death of her mother, Dr. Block sent a note to Shmuley who replied in part by listing the different Jewish rituals she should perform, including having someone say kaddish for her mom./p pSuzy talked about inheriting much of her mom#8217;s furniture./p pSuzy: quot;I feel that her spirit is more here than ever#8230; She was an artist. She never got to see this place, but I think she would#8217;ve really liked it. I built this place to impress her while she was alive, and now to honor her [that she is dead].quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Was this your first experience of loss?quot;/p pSuzy: quot;No, no, but it might be the biggest loss#8230; My husband Max is now my mommy and daddy.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;My brother is one of the biggest suppliers of guns and uzis#8230; If you want to blow up your neighbor.quot;/p pThis brother was in the audience tonight with his wife. Along with a few other members of the audience, he wore a yarmulka (skull cap)./p pMax: quot;My father was one of the great gun dealers.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;The Christian Right wants to hang the Ten Commandments up in every school. Rabbi Boteach wants to hang them up in every single bar.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;And in every bedroom.quot;/p pThey#8217;re referring to Rabbi Boteach#8217;s new book quot;The Ten Commandments of Dating.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;This is the only interview with a rabbi where the interviewer is wearing a rabbi#8217;s hat. You#8217;re wearing a streimel.quot;/p pThat#8217;s a hat made of fur./p pSuzy: quot;I have four of these. Last time I wore my blue one#8230; I#8217;ll just curl my little payos [sidelocks worn by religious Jewish men] down my side.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Back in your Speakeasy, I see that since last time I#8217;ve had absolutely no influence on you whatever.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;Oh no, there is more Judaica.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;But the [pornographic] pictures are all still here.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;Oh yeah, I like to mix it up. This exhibit is called quot;Erotic Art of the Apocalypse,quot; so you#8217;ll notice quite a few religious themes.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Well, luckily, we Jews don#8217;t have an Apocalypse. That means there can#8217;t be an erotic art of the Apocalypse. We don#8217;t believe the world is going to end in a big boom.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;Apocalypse can also mean revelation.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Looking at the word revelation, it takes concealment for there also to be revelation. You first need something covered.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;I covered up for you rabbi.quot;/p pIndeed she did. Suzy is dressed far more conservatively than normal. The first time he arrived, Rabbi Boteach asked Dr. Block, all concerned, that she was going to stay modest./p pNormally Suzy dresses seductively for her shows, and does them from a bed. That is where Suzy interviewed me./p pRabbi: quot;God bless you. I argued with you last time that in order for there to be real revelation in sex, you first need concealment. Modesty leads to intimacy. That curtain which covers the body and says, #8216;I have a secret to tell you, and I am only going to tell you.#8217;quot;/p pSuzy: quot;Absolutey. And the secret is the word little. A little curtain. I believe in concealment. I call it teasing. Women need to be teased because it makes us come around and men need to be teased because it makes you slow down. But I think you make people wait too long, rabbi.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;They always say rabbis are too quick./p pquot;Look, the biggest thing missing from modern relationships is curiosity. We know so much about each other. This is the age of the spotlight. Our relationships are being drowned in the din of light. We are suffering from too much light#8230; The idea of incremental revelation so people are teased./p pquot;We#8217;re living in an age where men watch tampon commercials on TV and women know that their men have been test subjects for Viagra#8230; What is their left to discover?quot;/p pSuzy: quot;The American people know that Bob Dole has been a test subject for Viagra.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;I have no problem with that because he is a devoted husband. And Viagra between married couples is a wonderful thing. But I see a loss of curiosity. The old joke - how do you know who#8217;s married at a restaurant - it#8217;s the couple who aren#8217;t even talking to each other. Because they think they know everything about each other already. There is no arc of renewal and part of modesty is to allow renewal.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;I believe in marriage. I#8217;m married and monogamous. I think that people who are not monogamous can love each other. I have great respect for swingers. Marriages that have stayed together for decades#8230; Many of them are ethical good people.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Let me ask you a question. You#8217;re married to your husband. Do you belong to your husband?quot;/p pSuzy: quot;Yes and he belongs to me.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Well, if marriage is about belonging#8230; Interdependency. The secret of a great marriage is two becoming one flesh while remaining two. Because when you morph into each other too quickly, there is no curiosity left. You#8217;re a puzzle that#8217;s been solved. You#8217;re a mountain that#8217;s been climbed. There#8217;s nothing left to discover. How can someone be a swinger and say #8216;I still belong to someone?#8217;/p pquot;I make the argument in my new book that every marriage has two fundamental components - primacy and exclusivity. quot;I am the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt.quot; God says, if you want to be in a relationship with Me, then I have to come first.#8217; If a man comes to a woman and says, #8216;I love you but my mother will always have to come before you.#8217; Or #8216;I love you but my job will always precede you.#8217; I don#8217;t think a lot of women will feel flattered./p pquot;Americans think that what they want most is freedom#8230; Not true. We will give up our freedom for a noble cause. We all want to be unique. If you#8217;re not the one and the only to someone you are not unique./p pquot;Throughout history people have wanted to be famous. As long as you have a camera on me, Susan, I#8217;ll keep on talking#8230; Alexander the Great brought chroniclers along with him on his campaigns. People wanted to be famous for their achievements. This is the first generation in history that wants to be famous for their character flaws. So you have 50 women going on national TV who want to become famous as golddiggers#8230;/p pquot;People today are so desperate for attention that they are willing to lose their dignity for attention./p pRabbi: quot;Who enjoys sex today? The average length of sex between married couples is seven and a half minutes. It takes longer to smoke the cigarette after#8230; When I tell men about the seven and a half minutes, they look at me and say #8216;Who are those supermen?#8217;/p pquot;Why do people enjoy pornography? Because they are sensually challenged. They can#8217;t enjoy the feel and the aroma and the sound of sex. They only enjoy the site. Most men are more interested in watching two strangers do it on a big screen than doing it with their wives./p pquot;In Talmudic times, women were not allowed to sing for me because the female voice was so seductive and erotic. That#8217;s been lost to us today. Most men complain their wives talk to much. The only time they enjoy the feminine voice is when they pay for it as part of a sleazy industry called phone sex./p pquot;In sex, two strangers are trying to connect. Two people that don#8217;t have any blood ties#8230; So God gave five sticky points called the five senses. Five points of connection. Sex is a celebration of the senses. Now, when Jews make love as part of Kosher Sex, they use visual attraction to create the first connecting point but then they turn the lights off. And as the eyes close and the clothes peel away, what#8217;s left is a sensate experience. Now that the lights are off, we#8217;re alive to the sounds and scents of lovemaking./p pquot;Today women feel inhibited in bed because they feel evaluated and judged. Falling in love connotes an experience whereby I am washed away by a tidal wave of emotion. At one time, a woman would take off her clothes and you couldn#8217;t help but be aroused. Today men are all Supreme Court justices in bed. They judge whether their wives curves are sufficiently round, if their weight is sufficiently low, their hair sufficiently bouncy. And the women know they are in the presence of a judge, so they freeze up. 72% of American housewives undress with the lights off or in the bathroom because they are ashamed of their bodies.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;Speaking of sensual experiences, have some whisky. I hear that you never turn down a whisky.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;I never turn down a free whisky.quot;/p pThey say Hebrew blessings over the drink. The first one in memory of Dr. Block#8217;s mom Rachel./p pThey sip their whisky./p pRabbi: quot;January 2000, that was a good month.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;We#8217;re coming up on Purim which celebrates Esther, a great Jewish heroine. And very sexual. She participated in a beauty contest#8230; She won.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Today, in the Miss America pageants, they all go to gyms. It#8217;s visual. They#8217;re trying to look great. These women were probably plump. All the women immersed themselves in oils so they would be soft. Men today want thin women because to the eyes, thin is in. But to the sense of touch, meat is neat./p pquot;When the lights go off, what is more pleasurable? To make love to a ribcage and a bag of bones, or to someone who has a bit of flesh. Women should eat more./p pquot;Long ago, men used to make love with their hands. They used to feel their wives. They didn#8217;t need directions in the bedroom. Today women have become traffic cops in bed. They give directions. They#8217;re like air traffic controllers. Turn left!/p pquot;Today, in the bedroom, communication is verbal rather than experiential. That#8217;s why Bill Clinton#8217;s such a sexy guy. People wonder why the most powerful man in the world didn#8217;t choose more beautiful women? Because he#8217;s a sensual guy. He looks at the total woman. He likes them zaftig./p pquot;With Monica, they were having phone sex. Can you imagine how flattering it is to a woman when a man loves your voice and your feel? What do women want? They want to feel good about themselves.quot;/p pSuzy: quot;I fell in love with my husband through phone sex. We had phone sex before we had real sex.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;Before you guys studied Jewish texts?quot;/p pMax, Suzy#8217;s hubby: quot;I had the same rabbi who did Sammy Davis Jr.quot;/p pRabbi: quot;This is the celebrity rabbi?/p pquot;Saint Augustine called the Jews #8216;carnal Israel.#8217;quot;/p pSuzy: quot;Yeah, he had plenty of sex before his conversion.quot;/p pMonday night, I watched Rabbi Boteach speak at Cafe Olam, held at the Sephardic synagogue on Wilshire Blvd in Los Angeles. The rabbi asked all the women if they needed a man? About four raised their hands. Then he asked the women if they needed a phone, and most of them agreed./p pRabbi: quot;They#8217;re prepared to acknowledge dependency on a piece of plastic but not on a human person. And why? Because ATamp;T is always there. Reliable. Men are not.quot;/p pLynne writes: When a man lowers the lights to keep a woman from seeing his diseased genitalia, it is easily confused with a gentlemanly gesture to preserve our modesty and ease our anxiety over feeling quot;evaluated and judged.quot; No non-whore in the real world says, quot;Yo, baby, turn the light back on, I need to have a look at your dick first.quot; We#8217;re just grateful not to have our flaws on display, because we#8217;re convinced that, any second, the guy is going to say, quot;Your labia are asymmetrical,quot; laugh and leave. (Or. worse, call us up in a day or two and say they#8217;re no longer interested because our thighs are too heavy or that horrid bump on our nose really turns them off#8230;) Anyone who knows he or she is infected with an incurable disease owes it to their partner to disclose it, bring a condom and offer to wear it, porn star or not. Anyone who doesn#8217;t is a common boor but for a porn star to behave this way is unprofessional. With all the guys that want the job, can#8217;t we work with male performers who pay attention to their health? When I direct a porn movie, I can tell who to do what with whom in bed. When I#8217;m having private sex with a man, I don#8217;t want to be calling the shots (what a great video metaphor), I want a man to make love to me./p pI didn#8217;t realize there were Jewish nunneries (since when were YOU Catholic?). I am so flattered, you wanting me kept safe from wolves and temptation. If only I could make the choice of exclusivity in that Catholic sense #8212; married to God, celibate to man, belonging to Luke. How about two of three? I belong to you, Luke. One reason I was so surprised that XXX would put himself in the position he did was that surely he couldn#8217;t have failed to notice that I belong to you./p pLukey, what would be the problem if we saw movies we both liked with no arguments afterwards? That it might lead to sex for hours on end? Why does that horrify you so? It sounds like it would make the real Rabbi very happy. Surely you, the ultimate enigma, could keep me from getting bored. Why do I want to touch you so badly I want to cry? Why do I try so hard to avoid disturbing you with quot;issuesquot; that I forget other men might actually feign the passion I remind myself you cannot show?/p pThe only conclusion that I can come to, my friend, and I#8217;m sure the Rabbi would agree, is that you are Looney Tunes. quot;I will never make love in the flesh again, I will only worship Luke from afarquot; may not be a workable position for me to take, but quot;I won#8217;t have sex with someone unless I know them and love them as I do Lukequot; may be tenable. That maintains the primacy, exclusivity and belonging with very little effort on your part. I will also try hard not to bore you. YYY says it is good for you to go out with women who have nothing to do with porno just for you to keep your perspective on the world. Still I am happy that you will not be getting together with any Jewish childhood sweethearts while you are in Australia. I entertained the thought of NJG doing ballet in the nude. It was delightful./p pNo, my final lesson is not to quot;trust no one.quot; This isn#8217;t the quot;X-Filesquot; or even the quot;XXX-Files.quot; I know that as a Jew you need never forgive me for making a mistake (nor never let me forget I made it). My lesson is that, if Luke will let me, to love and trust him more than ever, because he has taken such special care of my heart for so long./p Master Of Thighs 18 Jul 2007 at 11:45am emSo the next distinguished member of the B.A.N. I'd like to introduce you to is our dear friend strongThe Thighmaster/strong, proprietor of strongThighs Wide Shut/strong, which is the pre-eminent place for one to discover puns that are practically Shakespearean in their grandeur, and links to some of the funniest, most random corners of the pop culture universe. If you want to find out whatever happened to that chick who guest-starred as strongKevin/strong's love interest on an episode in the 2nd season of /emThe Wonder Yearsem, this is your place (especially if she grew up to be hot). Some of the finest examples of the Thighmaster's work can be found in his year-end round-ups, the latest of which you'll find after the jump!/em - strongAlex/strong a id="more-14194"/astrongThree's A Crowd... PLEASER!/strong centerimg src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/odd/huh_wtf_man.jpg" /centerbr /Remember Thighs Wide a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2005/03/bring-onthe-terrible-twos.html"target="_blank "Year 1/a? We hadn't the slightest idea as to what the fridge we were frazzen. a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/in-case-you-didntfeel-like-showing-up.html"ta rget="_blank"Year 2/a wasn't much different, cept our penis outgrew our ego by something like 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A lot has changed. We've gottsen lazyierer. You blame YouTube. I blame Valerie Plame. But lettuce not play the Plame game. Lettuce ketchup on all the poop that's worth re-pooping!!!br /br /font size=7Thighs Wide Herstory/fontbr /centerimg src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/gifs/baloo_spears.gif" img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/sports/duke/SCHEYER/scheyerinfinity.gif" title="yeaaah"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/sports/duke/SCHEYER/scheyerinfinity.gif" title="dawwwg"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/gifs/baloo_spears.gif" title="!!!!"/centerbr /uMarch 8/u - Tony! Toni! Toné!, we did it again! Another year, a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/in-case-you-didntfeel-like-showing-up.html"ta rget="_blank"another recap/a, another hit with people googling for weird shitbr /br /uMarch 17-20/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/ire-straits.html"target="_blank"we hit up the Emerald Isle/a, and it hits back!br /br /uMarch 27/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/kooky-monster-american-creamz.html"target="_b lank"Borat movie gets a release date/a. We say, 'span style="font-style:italic;"Here's hoping everyone's flavorite Kazakhstani flushes away the (in)competition/span'. a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/11/i-will-no-longer-lose-faith-in.html"target="_ blank"Who knew that it actually would?/abr /br /uMarch 30/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/highway-leprechaun-revisited.html"target="_bl ank"Alabama Leprechaun fever/a hits an all time high!br /br /uApril 20/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/04/much-ado-about-nazis.html"target="_blank"we make our first of 3712873712 Lily Allen mentions/a. And yes, we still claim that we invented her US career dammint! And yes, wer still want toa href="http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic"target="_blank" make love to her myspace background/a! Four days later, a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/04/mail-chavinism.html"target="_blank"we're offically in love her music and everything chav/a!table width=175 border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=lefttrtd width=10/tdtd width=50 valign=topcenterimg src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/thighs/lily_link_int.gif" title="we invented you lils!" border=0 font size=2/font/center/td/tr/tablebr /br /uApril 21/u - a href="http://popularthinking.blogspot.com/2006/04/strolling-with-sasha-cohen-and-john ny.html"target="_blank"I get to inderectly ask Sasha Cohen a question/abr /br /uApril 26/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/04/vonnegut-feeling.html"target="_blank"We meet Kurt Vonnegut/a, celebrate with non-related mp3br /br /uMay 3/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/more-boo-than-radley.html"target="_blank"Gawk er unintentionally rips and pisses us off/abr /br /uMay 5/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/ride-my-pretty-facelike-im-john.html"target=" _blank"Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile/a to give us his indepth take on his Coachella trip, which includes some ye olde fisting of span style="font-style:italic;"Cesar Chavez with a buckle full of table grapes and a head full of bad memories. Obvs./spanbr /br /uMay 7/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/yo-show-of-rushy-bums.html"target="_blank"the Thinker returns from his self-imposed exile/a to report on the disaster that was the Public Enemy Ice-T concertbr /br /uMay 22/u - we go batty and post, not only a ton o links, but a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/mata-hari-eyebrows.html"target="_blank"a ton o vids and mp3s from our formative years/abr /br /table width=175 border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=righttrtd width=10/tdtd width=50 valign=topcenterimg src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/thighs/fapfive_tiny.jpg" title="is there anything more fapable than ladies tennis?" border=0 font size=2/font/center/td/tr/tableuJune 1/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/06/fap-five.html"target="_blank"The Fap Five/a revolution is bornbr /br /uJune 7/u - a href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/"target="_blank"Brooklyn Vegan/a, behind a href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/"target="_blank"the Beard Mustache Championship website/a, is outted as a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/06/676the-sign-of-jewish-devilaka-brett.html"tar get="_blank"our mos flavorite website/abr /br /uJune 12/u - a href="http://gorillamask.net/linkdump/index.php?s=06/01/06f=06/15/06"target="_blank"G orrila Mask frynally gives some Thigh love/a (see iProblem Child/i)br /br /uJune 15/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/06/us-vs-thom.html"target="_blank"our love of Radiohead ends/abr /br /uJune 19/u - a href="http://www.stereogum.com/"target="_blank"The Gum/a a href="http://whatevs.org/"target="_blank"Grambo/a get EW props, a href="http://whatevs.org/2006_06_18_whatevs_archive.html#115077511550338031"target="_ blank"Grambs give props to us/a, yet our Thighs are too sweaty for printbr /br /uJune 21/u - blogging indirectly a href="http://chowdaheads.blogspot.com/2006/06/corn-you-believe-it.html"target="_blank "reunites me with span style="font-style:italic;"the girl/thighness who's more adorablerer than early 90s Winona Ryder/span/a, and on the same day, a href="http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/w/match/template.html?id=39"target="_blank" Portugal beats Mexico in the World Cup/a, deciding once and for all, a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TTMDyJeqMo"target="_blank"who is the greatestist country in the world/a, and a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/06/i-juss-flew-in-from-aruba-boy-are.html"target ="_blank"we return from Aruba, without Natalee/abr /br /uJuly 2/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/hairy-domed-companion.html"target="_blank"we break our long silence on Lohag/abr /br /table width=200 border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=lefttrtd width=10/tdtd width=50 valign=topcenterimg src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/gifs/zidane_head.gif" title="eat a dick morgan spurlock, or some more mackey D's!!!" border=0 font size=2/font/center/td/tr/tableuJuly 10 - on/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/archives/2006_07_09_thighswideshut_archive.html"targe t="_blank"Zidane's headbutt aninated gif madness begins/a and never truly endsbr /br /uJuly 19/u - Pat O'Brien's honeybunch Betsy, as in 'Betsy's so jealous', a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/youaresofuckinghotgate.html"target="_blank"ha s a blog and we open it up to the world/a... a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/bust-move.html"target="_blank"and it closes shop 12 days later/abr /br /uJuly 25/u - we see right thru a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/little-miss-cant-be-wrong.html"target="_blank "the lameness that is iLittle Miss Sunshine/i/a, the rest of America choozses not to listen. On the same day, a href="http://fleshbot.com/sex/top/morning-wood-189657.php"target="_blank"Fleshbot gives us some mornin wood!/abr /br /uJuly 31/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/burn-in-mel.html"target="_blank"Mel Gibson is a big idjiot day!/abr /br /uAugust 1/u - After our lackluster visit to the Football HOF in Canton, a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/suck-my-cak.html"target="_blank"we decide to rank all the HOFs we've been to/abr /br /uAugust 4 - 6/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/lollfoodcomapalooza.html"target="_blank"we (sorta) hit up Lollapalooza/abr /br /uAugust 10/u - Although Royal Thighnesship interest is at an all time low, a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/good-education.html"target="_blank"we hint at who's next in line/abr /br /uAugust 14/u - we return to a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/klauders-marauders.html"target="_blank"the birthplace of the corn pic/abr /br /uAugust 21/u - yes, a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/baby-did-gr8-gr8-thang.html"target="_blank"we are 400% gay for Chris Isaak/abr /br /uAugust 23/u - our head and our penis' head almost explode a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/picture-as-pretty.html"target="_blank"taking in iThe Quiet/i/a, which stars both Cuthbest and Camilla Bellebestbr /br /uAugust 24/u - fittingly, our mos flavorite TV show of balls thyme, iTwin Peaks/i, becomes the subject of a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/one-eyed-faps.html"target="_blank"our very first themed fap Thursday/abr /br /uSeptember 8/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/09/is-it-football-season-yet.html"target="_blank "football season finally arrives/a and a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/09/first-annual-thighs-wide-fooball-pee_07.html" target="_blank"we correctly predict that the Colts would win the Super Bowl/a. Take that Dr Z!br /br /uSeptember 20/u - we hit 3 mil in visitorsbr /br /uSeptember 26/u - Aaron Sorkin's new show blows, and a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/09/zero-degrees-ofseparation-anxiety.html"target ="_blank"don't we know it/a!br /br /uOctober 10/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/10/did-you-ever-knowthat-youre-my-hiro.html"targ et="_blank"Lily Allen and the Thigh Master/a, in one room!br /br /uOctober 16/u - the weight is a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/10/nobody-bothersmies-van-der-rohe.html"target=" _blank"frynally over/a as we post the a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2004/04/mostbestghettoasscrazybeautifullocal.html"tar get="_blank"The Most/Best - Ghetto/Ass - crazy/beautiful - Local Commercial Ever/a up on YouTubebr /br /br /br /uOctober 20 - 22/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/10/colt-of-impersonality.html"target="_blank"Blo omington, IN's fart intake goes up by 373782397%/abr /br /uNovember 1/u - Ozzie Smith is named our a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/11/st-looney-bins.html"target="_blank"mos flavorite St Lunatic of balls thyme/abr /br /uNovember 13/u - praise Jeebus as a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/11/praise-jeebus.html"target="_blank"Joe Gibbs benches Mark Brunell/a!!!! br /br /uNovember 14 - 17/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/archives/2006_11_12_thighswideshut_archive.html"targe t="_blank"the biggest Don onSlaught on Bond Girls mt EVERest/abr /br /uNovember 30/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/11/elisha-cuthfap.html"target="_blank"Cuthbest turns 24/abr /br /uDecember 12/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/wii-did-nt-start-fire.html"target="_blank"Wii rules the day/abr /br /uDecember 15/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/fapcots.html"target="_blank"our female mascot fetish/a attracts a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/blogdome/blogdome-furry-lady-boosters-222123.php"tar get="_blank"the attention of Deadspin/abr /br /uDecember 20/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/john-mcclane-stevenson.html"target="_blank"iU nderdog/i movie news/a prompts us to use toon versh for our background pic, which sadly forked up our system and every post prior to it is now stuck with said bckgnd imagebr /br /table width=160 border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 align=righttrtd width=10/tdtd width=50 valign=topcenterimg src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000G8OZ48.01._AA_SCMZZZZZZZ_V61512925_.jpg" title="so efffffin baaaaaaast!" border=0 font size=2/font/center/td/tr/tableuDecember 28/u - Fiery F-er, a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/thighs-wide-music-2006.html"target="_blank"Ma tthew Friedberger tops our '06 music thingamajig/a!br /br /uDecember 28/u - we finally interviews someone! And not juss someone, but a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/thighs-wide-interview-numero-uno-lily.html"ta rget="_blank"LILY FORKIN ALLEN/a!!br /br /uJanuary 3/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/in-oder-aus-for-007.html"target="_blank"In Oder Aus for the '007 drops/a. In all honesty, this is one of our mos flavorite things to drop besides deuces!!br /br /uJanuary 14/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/it-aint-over-til-fat-llady-sings-old.html"tar get="_blank"Chargers die, Andy Rooney doesn't/abr /br /uJanuary 22/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/visual-mind-lynching.html"target="_blank"Lync h, what the f%ck was that?/abr /br /uJanuary 25/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/21-b-day-fap-salute-mischa-barfon.html"target ="_blank"Falkor's little sister turns 21/abr /br /uJanuary 31/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/thighs-wide-movies-2006.html"target="_blank"i The Devil Daniel Johnston/i is our #1 pick for breastest flick of the '006/a + many other goodies!br /br /uFebruary 9/u - in one of the mos quietestest dethrownings, we bid adieu to year-shlong reign of Camilla Belle and hola to Her Royal Thighness The VIII, a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/crowning-achievement.html"target="_blank"Leon or Ceballos Watling/abr /br /centerimg src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/watling/watling_bench_side.jpg" title="she ass cracks me up!!"/centerbr /uFebruary 14/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/love-american-cheese-style.html"target="_blan k"the Thighmistress survives V-day at White Castle!/abr /br /uFebruary 26/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/rolling-milestones.html"target="_blank"we hit 4 million visitors AND we get to touch a dildo!/a but not at the same timebr /br /uMarch 2 - 4/u - a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/03/village-pantry-idiot.html"target="_blank"my a$$ re-enters the state of Indiana/a. 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href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/04/big-lovevs-lovie-smith.html"target="_blank"im g src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/knightley/reunion_knight.jpg" title="click for more HRT madness"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/people/unibrow14345.jpg" title="those with unibrows, unite!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/barton/watermelon_collage.jpg" title="me eyes are waterin'"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/04/eng-changgang-bangthe-cast-of-pootie.html"tar get="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/odd/crust_crest_huh.jpg" title="i prefer butt crust"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/gifs/ewok_this_way.gif" title="ewok this way!!"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/for-those-who-aresick-of-movie.html"target="_ blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/tv/24/edgars_last-supper.jpg" title="edgar's last supper"/abr /br /a href="http://www.homestead.com/NEVERENDINGSTORYVAN/MYVAN2004.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/odd/neverending_VAN.jpg" title="may tackyness NEVEREND!!"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/dude-gnarls-crotchly.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/music/gnarls/gnarls_crotchly.jpg" title="gnarly!!!"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/belle/belle_sio_edgar.jpg" title="when a stranger's small"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/sports/nfl/vintage_NFL_posters.jpg" title="me need these posters post haste"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/sports/futbol_season.jpg" title="oh boy, ball!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/shoes/apple_shoes.jpg" title="these shoes are smarter than pc shoes"br /br /a href="http://www.farangdingdong.com/"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/boobs/huge_boobszZz.jpg" title="do these boobs deserve a boo?"/abr /br /a 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touchy feely mom"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/chicago/dog_choke.jpg" title="i'm not the dog now man!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/odd/flavor_dorito.jpg" title="why is asians so crazy?"br /br /a href="http://www.young-attitude.com/shop"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/ellison/ellison_crotchshot.jpg" title="crotchety"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/get-life.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/music/mikey_jackson_like_it.jpg" title="mikey likes it"/abr /br /a href="http://trent.blogspot.com/2006/08/can-you-help.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/lohan/lohag_side_yuck.jpg" title="oh boy, ball!"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/klauders-marauders.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/crabfeast/crabfeast_14/crab_nose_pincer.jpg" title="leave me be, i'm in a crabby mood!"/abr /br /a href="http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/796076/an/0 /page/2#796076"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/keeley/keeley_close_up.jpg" title="cindy margolis who?"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/beez-nutz.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/bee/bee_dude_spandex.jpg" title="beez nutz!"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/floats-thatryan-moatsmy-boats.html"target="_b lank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/clothes/tron_adidas.jpg" title="not juss for tron guy"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/09/indiewoodland.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/bitched/maggie_berry.jpg" title="BOOOOOO, berry"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/madonna_child_britney_short.jpg" title="madonna with child and things"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/10/high-fapdelity.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/rolling_stone/r_stone_mock.jpg" title="maybe peter travers IS tron guy!!"/abr /br /a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dennis/5347210/"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/nyc/gates_hooters.jpg" title="where class meets ass!"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/philly/rocky_me.jpg" title="i rock! e!"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/11/danny-heep-of-hit-car.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/games/Kouis-Kouis-Wims.jpg" title="WIMS!!!"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/music/lily/lily_dragon.jpg" title="dont be a dragon lady"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/games/ps3_nude_dude.jpg" title="want his PS3 or his wii-wii?"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/odd/dog_leash_hot.jpg" title="hot dog!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/holocaust_denial.jpg" title="the amazing racists!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/art/jay_maynard_new_costume.jpg" title="tron guy?"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/george-bush-doesnt-cares-about-black.html"tar get="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/reche_runaway_wilbanks_brid.jpg" title="the eyes have it"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/alright-brills.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/vacation/ben_and_jerry_tour.jpg" title="ice, ice, and my baby!!!"/abr /br /a href="http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1105343/an/ 0/page/2#1105343"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/love/emma_rigby.jpg" title="i digby the rigby!!!"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/face-nation.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/sports/duke/SCHEYER/scheyer_quato.jpg" title="the perfect duke douche bag"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/tobacco-road-scholar.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/vacation/NC/spit_cup.jpg" title="only in NC"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/03/village-pantry-idiot.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/bloomington/mar_07/sauces_small.jpg" title="the thigh master diet"/a/centerbr /br /font size=7Atari Lynx/fontbr /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/thighs/atariLynx.jpg" title="in rygar we trust"br /br /a href="http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0948/"target="_blank"The Quest for Shamrock Shakes/abr /br /a href="http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-lego-creations" target="_blank"10 Strangest Lego Creations/abr /br /a href="http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2246SectionID=3LayoutType=1"ta rget="_blank"10 Top Wurstest SNL Cast Memebers/abr /br /a href="http://matthewljacobs.livejournal.com/67155.html"target="_blank"Brad Pitt/abr /br /a 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[a href="http://thighswideshut.org/music/zoomzip_vs_da_gold.mp3"target="_blank"d/a]br /br /'I'm The Storyteller' song [a href="http://thighswideshut.org/music/storybook_int.mp3"target="_blank"d/a]br /br /Damon Albarnpalooza [a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/so-i-say-thank-youfor-music.html"target="_bla nk"many Ds/a]br /br /EG Dailey's 'Mind Over Matter' [a href="http://r2d2.cochise.cc.az.us/matthews/mind.mp3"target="_blank"d/a] from iSummer School/ibr /br /Jolene' by Olivia Newton John Apollo Zero [a href="http://www.olivianet.btinternet.co.uk/media/Olivia_Newton-John-Jolene-Apollo_Ze ros_One_Two_Step_Mix.mp3"target="_blank"d/a] br /br /'Everybody's Talkin' by Leonard Nimoy [a href="http://harry.latrique.free.fr/Leonard%20Nimoy%20%20William%20Shatner/Spaced%20O ut-%20The%20Best%20of%20Leonard%20Nimoy%20and%20William%20Shatner/22%20Everybody%27s% 20Talkin%27.mp3"target="_blank"d/a]br /br /Martika's 'Toy Soldiers' [a 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friends, with her ass!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/rolling_stone/janet.jpg" title="ah, remember the days when lookin at her boobs was a pleasureable thang?"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/10/faptooine.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/starwhores/leia_padme_edit.jpg" title="i wanna bang them in a glaxay much closer to theirs"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/1stladies/clinton.jpg" title="the NIP house"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/1stladies/eisenhower.jpg" title="eisenYOWZER!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/ice/sale.jpg" title="i wish she was for SALE"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/ice/Volchkova.jpg" title="i wanna vol her chkova!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/states/Della.jpg" title="i want to grease her pieces!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/fap_white_Black/snow_white.jpg" title="that artist will burn in HELG"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/holder_7up.jpg" title="annie sez"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/jaws_spy.jpg" title="would love that on my cock!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/Vijay.jpg" title="i always sing of vijay!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/grace_jones.jpg" title="good and bad graces!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/talisa.jpg" title="talisalicious!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/Scorupco.jpg" title="i shot i scored with scorupco!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/hatcher.gif" title="SKELETOR RULES!!!"br /br /a href="http://www.phun.org/celebrities/denise_richards/denise_richards.htm"target="_bl ank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/denise_richardszzz.jpg" title="i love ballooooons!!!"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bond/gustav_graves.jpg" title="he is!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/bell/tiff_amber.jpg" title="i heart tiff's tits"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/fapcots.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/mascots/mrs_wuf_ncstate.jpg" title="i am a sick sick man"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/wonderfaps/winnie_cooper.jpg" title="i want to coop her deville"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/wonderfaps/Susan_Fisher.jpg" title="super hotttttttt"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/calendar/april_o_neil.jpg" title="april golden showers!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/green/mr_green_clue.jpg" title="i did him in the ballroom with my balls"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/and-breast-faptress-of-year-is.html"target="_ blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/fap/oscars/mirren.jpg" title="the breast actress of the year!!"/abr /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/03/dunder-fapin.html"target="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/jenna/jenna_got_back.jpg" title="u call this work? if so, i'd never miss a day at the office!"/a/centerbr /br /font size=7PEACE THE FORK OUT/fontbr /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/gifs/granpa_lost_boys.gif" title="i think the sweaty sax player killed him"br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/big-bucks-sucks.html"target="_blank"Peter David Tomarken/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/03/year-of-not-livingso-dangerously.html"target= "_blank"Maureen Stapleton/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/rukeyspp-presses.html"target="_blank"Louis Rukeyser/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/youre-man-now-mog.html"target="_blank"TV's/a a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/05/those-coldflockharted-bastages.html"target="_ 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Spelling/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/engone.html"target="_blank"Ken Lay/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/sayonara.html"target="_blank"Red Buttons/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/backfield-in-lotion.html"target="_blank"iLost Boys/i Granpa/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/mike-jarvis-cocker-spaniel.html"target="_blan k"Roger Keith 'Syd' Barrett/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/its-not-hammer-time.html"target="_blank"Frank 'Mickey' Morrison Spillane/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/showing-restraint-9.html"target="_blank"Guy Haines' sluty wife Miriam/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/07/swans-song.html"target="_blank"Jack Warden/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/kirb-your-enthusiasm.html"target="_blank"Brun o Giovanni Quidaciolu Kirby, Jr/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/08/eight-is-enough.html"target="_blank"the Planetary Status of Pluto/abr /a 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href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/thighs-wide-music-2006.html"target="_blank"ta rget="_blank"James Joseph Brown, Jr./abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/previously-on-oc.html"target="_blank"target=" _blank"span style="font-style:italic;"target="_blank"target="_blank"The OC/span/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/01/goodnight-sweetheart-well-its-time-to.html"ta rget="_blank"target="_blank"Arthur Buchwald Dennis Gerrard Stephen Doherty Scott Charles Bam Bam Bigelow/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/didnt-see-this-one-coming.html"target="_blank "target="_blank"Anna Nicole Smith/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/now-theres-steal-by-bird.html"target="_blank" target="_blank"DJ/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/02/my-friend-clicka.html"target="_blank"target=" _blank"The Effin Man Who Gave Us The Wireless TV REMOTE CONTROL Chief Illiniwek/abr /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2007/03/swinging-from-gallo-pole.html"target="_blank" target="_blank"Ernest Gallo AND Capt'n America/abr /br /br /font size=7Stick Me In The Punitentiary/fontbr /br /centerimg src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photoshop/ookla_the_mok_turleneck.jpg" title="we MOK what we do not know"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photoshop/leper_kahn.jpg" title="dont SHATner yerself lookin at this"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photoshop/naomiwatts_riots.jpg" title="a laff RIOT"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/Randle_El_Mariachi.jpg" title="ELs yeah!!!"br /br /a href="http://thighswideshut.org/2006/04/golden-girls-gone-wild.html"target="_blank"ta rget="_blank"img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/estelle_getty_images.jpg" title="GOLDEN!!!"/abr /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/outbreak_steakhouse.jpg" title="bloomin' funions!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/ladytronguy.jpg" title="destroy everything your male camel toe touches"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/johnny_cab_callaway.jpg" title="total recalled like the pinto"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/cash_kerry.jpg" title="probably the easiest bestest one me've done"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/jp_morgan_fairchild.jpg" title="although i'd love to check out her behind"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/dark_condorman.jpg" title="i bet everyone woulda rather have seen this!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/ezra_pound_puppies.jpg" title="aaaaaaaaha, it was gooooooooood"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/maria_full_of_grace_jones.jpg" title="what a disGRACE"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/ms_dos_efx.jpg" title="i miss DOS and Basica"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/famous_amos_and_andy.jpg" title="all props to martha dumptruck and her look a like bro andy"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/amazingracist.jpg" title="sometimes i even AMAZE myself"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/corn4thjuly.jpg" title="i'm sirpized it took me til the 2nd year to do this one"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/herpes_goes_bananas.jpg" title="yikes!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/he_hate_Mies.jpg" title="he really does hate him"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/billie_holidayinn_yr2000.jpg" title="almos as genius as IN THE YEAR 2000"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/winnie_pupu_platter.jpg" title="2 yums for the price of one!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/rains_amanpours.jpg" title="begging to be a tee shirt that only 3 people want to own"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/wharton_hears_who.jpg" title="she's got a squeeze box and daddy never sleeps at night"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photoshop/richie_rich_little_debbie.jpg" title="too rich for my blood"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/alley_cat_stevens.jpg" title="8-bit equals 8-BEST!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/clinton_portis_head.jpg" title="clinton portishead woulda been enuff"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/legg_mason_gamble.jpg" title="a GAMBLE that paid off"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/rich_kotite_jeans.jpg" title="anything kotite is bad to the bone"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/dancing_with_sars.jpg" title="these are OR scrubs... oh, are they?"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/ron_silver_spoons.jpg" title="everyone's huggin it out bitch"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/diamond_4eva_bluejeans.jpg" title="the mos reused photochop on thighs!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/lagoonies_blue.jpg" title="aint no roads a rocky here!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/bandstand_deliver.jpg" title="i want to put my hands under her algeBRA!!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/major_payne_stuart.jpg" title="payne loved his ties!!"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/prison_breakfast_tiffany.jpg" title="i so want to yolk all over her face"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/joe_addai_another_day.jpg" title="poor edge"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/body_by_jake_fatman.jpg" title="my body is more by the guy who isnt jake"br /br /img src="http://thighswideshut.org/images/photochop/jumpin_jack_flash_in_pan.jpg" title="look, it's flash, in a pan!!!"br /br /img src